helioscentrifuge:

h0tpat00tie:

Is this how lesbian sex works

TRANSFORM AND LEZ OUT

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alextimmons:

poco-loki:

thecorruptedquietone:

prongsmydeer:

Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding that you don’t need to be a mystery to be remarkable. 

#and the doctor never has to kiss them or sexualize them at all #in fact they are not even attracted to the doctor

so basically we want Donna back

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death-by-lulz:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

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death-by-lulz:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

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missespeon:

I feel like one of the things that sets Bobs Burgers apart from its counterparts in shows like Family Guy is its penchant for love and sincerity in its characters. Tina doesn’t get relentlessly mocked by her family members for being awkward and homely for laughs like Meg Griffin would be, the comedy is instead in how they defend her from people giving her crap. The parents and the kids and the siblings all have moments where they assess how close they are often and it’s something not seen much in these sort of family-based animated comedies (besides early Simpsons). BB may not be a perfect show by any means, but I feel like its sense of heart definitely makes it more fun to watch than a lot of its peers in primetime animated comedies. 

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thebobblehat:

- Professionals

- Frat buds

- Children

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lets-teaparty:

Sadly there are probably a lot of guys who don’t get the joke here.

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kintsukuroi-silver:

the-nakedniall:

spoonwalking:

creepypiper:

hell yeah

Sounds good.

Im not plugging my charger into a woman

The last comment actually just killed me. 

kintsukuroi-silver:

the-nakedniall:

spoonwalking:

creepypiper:

hell yeah

Sounds good.

Im not plugging my charger into a woman

The last comment actually just killed me. 

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rawr-its-red:

theycallmethemoose:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

stammsternenstaub:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

asterion22:

prettylittletmi:

Daniel Radcliffe Brushes Off ‘Fifty Shades’ Snub (x)

I appreciate the very real disgust on his face in the second gif. 

i bet rob pattinson just rang him up and screamed don’t do it in the phone

I bet this phonecall happened at 2am with no greeting and Dan knew exactly who it was and why.

I bet Robert Pattinson has made it his mission in life to prevent people from taking shitty roles that will haunt them forever and everyone in Hollywood knows it and now he’s like the Acting Avenger

the Acting Avenger

Bless this post.

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delamind:

thebonnz:

joetheblogger:

8:30pm on Cartoon Network got real last night.

Shit CN. You did the damn thing.

fight club for kids

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lockedin221b:

gazzymouse:

moiraea:

marcelines-pet:

of-castles-and-converses:

itsdeepforhappypeople:

Awwwwwww cutie

that awkward moment when deadpool is a better person than you because you would have just stole the pizza and not given a fuck

dead pool isn’t really a villian like, most of his comics  are just being like a slightly mentally challenged selfish 5 year old with an incredibly dirty mind who hits on spiderman all the time and is aware at all times of the forth wall. oh and it is literally impossible to kill him so he gets a bit reckless at times

Best description of Deadpool ever.

AND MURDERS PEOPLE.

The PC term is “unlifes”

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